“When you are in the final days of your life, what will you want?
Will you hug that college degree in the walnut frame? Will you ask to be carried to the garage so you can sit in your car? Will you find comfort in rereading your financial statement? Of course not. What will matter then will be your wackemall. If relationships will matter most then, shouldn't you wackemall while you still can?”
What did he mean? You'll have to ask the reverend himself as we make no assumptions, choosing instead to only report what we discover. No fake news here, the History of Wackemall predates Aristotle. Where it will end is anyone's guess but stay tuned to Wackemall.com to find out.