Jun 30, 2019

Capitalist Obedience School

Capitalism is like a dog. You can have the greatest dog in the world but if you leave your dog around a piece of meat and don't regulate your dog you'll soon be out of meat.

And nobody is suggesting we get rid of all the dogs.

It's time to leash train our capitalists.

Ode To Auggie

Granny's Cure

Just a shot of castor oil
will fix what's ailin' you
soda pops and fried moon pies
it can fix that too
Open up an' spoon it in
soon you'll be just fine
ready to go back again
an' do it one more time!

Jun 26, 2019

Be Ignorant, Not Opinonated

Once you establish an opinion about something you tend to stop learning about it. Ignorance is bliss, opinionated is destined to a life of misunderstanding.

Jun 18, 2019


The fear of ashtrays.

Sometimes associated with FOFO, a fear or flying objects.

Jun 17, 2019

Two Eagles Talking

"Where have you been, Stranger? Why I haven't seen you since the Holidaze."

"Speaking of Holidaze, Punxsutawney Phil told me to tell you hello."

"Is that where you've been, with Phil?"

"Actually I flew around the world."

"All the way around the world?"

"Both ways, east to west and north to south."

"But that's over 48,000 miles, why so far?"

" 'Cause I wanted to see for myself if this global warming thing people keep fighting about is true."

"Well is it?"

"Is what?"

"Is global warming true?"

"Everywhere except Washington, DC."

"So it's not getting hotter in Washington, DC?"

"Who says?"

"You did."

"No I didn't, it's long past that."

"It is, really?"

"Yep, everyone who goes to Washington, DC gets their brains fried."

"That explains a lot."

Photo via doc ellen of dreamingsongsphotos, Jordan Lake, North Carolina.

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