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Capitalist Obedience School

Capitalism is like a dog. You can have the greatest dog in the world but if you leave your dog around a piece of meat and don't regulate your dog you'll soon be out of meat.

And nobody is suggesting we get rid of all the dogs.

It's time to leash train our capitalists.

Ode To Auggie

Granny's Cure

Just a shot of castor oil will fix what's ailin' you soda pops and fried moon pies it can fix that too Open up an' spoon it in soon you'll be just fine ready to go back again an' do it one more time!

Be Ignorant, Not Opinonated

Once you establish an opinion about something you tend to stop learning about it. Ignorance is bliss, opinionated is destined to a life of misunderstanding.

Astrayphobia

The fear of ashtrays.

Sometimes associated with FOFO, a fear or flying objects.

Two Eagles Talking

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"Where have you been, Stranger? Why I haven't seen you since the Holidaze."

"Speaking of Holidaze, Punxsutawney Phil told me to tell you hello."

"Is that where you've been, with Phil?"

"Actually I flew around the world."

"All the way around the world?"

"Both ways, east to west and north to south."

"But that's over 48,000 miles, why so far?"

" 'Cause I wanted to see for myself if this global warming thing people keep fighting about is true."

"Well is it?"

"Is what?"

"Is global warming true?"

"Everywhere except Washington, DC."

"So it's not getting hotter in Washington, DC?"

"Who says?"

"You did."

"No I didn't, it's long past that."

"It is, really?"

"Yep, everyone who goes to Washington, DC gets their brains fried."

"That explains a lot."



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