"Well Sir," the eye doctor said, "it appears you have cataracts in your eyes."
"No way," the old man said, "you must be seein' that Lincoln Town Car I beens dreamin' 'bout. I wouldn't drive no Cadillac if you paid me."
"I don't care what you mean," the old man interrupted, "Is there another eye doctor in town you can refer me to? I want a second opinion."
"No," the eye doctor answered, "I'm the only eye doctor in town but I'll be happy to refer you to an excellent hearing specialist."