May 11, 2018
Two Eagles Talking
"What are they going to replace him with?"
"I donno, a talking parrot?"
"How about a bread warmer?"
"Why a bread warmer?"
" 'Cause then all that hot air would actually do something."
"Going to need a lot of bread."
Photo via harry pherson photography.
Two Eagles Talking is made possible by the President, Vice President, United States Senate, 435 members of the United States House of Representatives, and the voters who were stupid enough to think that voting for any of them would fix anything.