May 10, 2018

Dial A Flush

I had felt horrible for days, sick as hell, couldn't figure out what was wrong with me. I thought I was having a heart attack-- seriously. I had to be dying, I was starting to call 911. Then suddenly I realized I was just full of shit.

I think that was the biggest turd I have ever seen come out of my big ol' hairy butt. Took 3 tries to flush it.