Mar 12, 2018

Which Came First The Chicken Or The Snacker?

KFC Snacker

A KFC Snacker called me late last night,
said, “Come on down and see me.
You know I’ll treat you right.
I’m cheap and yes I’m easy,
you only need a buck.
Come down to the drive thru,
you can eat me in your truck.”

“But KFC,” I told her,
“I’m not that kind of guy.
I don’t pay for snackers
until I’ve had a try.
So tell me we can work it out,
let me try a little taste,
I’ll gladly pay a dollar
if you’re all that great.”

She hung up the phone so I decided to get an eight piece box instead.