This is Wackemall Network News bringing you the most recent coverage of the Fast Food War from deep inside a restaurant near you.
Arby, he was working late
when the King, he came to call.
Jalapenos danced about the room
never dreaming of a fall.
Angus watched from in the back
as Ruben tried to sing
with potato bites all loaded,
aimed to hit the King.
The curly fries, they sprung to fight,
commanding a turnover.
"Where's Roy and Dale?" the King, just laughed,
"The battle isn't over!"
As Arby rode away
on a stolen horse named, Trigger.
And there you have it folks, the latest live coverage from journalists
embedded deep within the troops fighting the Fast Food War. If only I
could figure out which side we're on.