"Did you know humans beat their young?"
"Why would they do such a thing?"
"To teach them to be nice to one another."
"Yep, and to keep them from doing things that might cause them pain."
"Okay, now you're joking me, right?"
"Seriously, I'm telling you the truth."
"Liar, liar, wings on fire!"
"No really, they do. It's part of their emotional development."
"Even they haven't figured that out yet."
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