Washington, DC-- This just in, Wackemall Network News special reporter, Burger N Fries brings us this special report from the red headed clown as thousands come rushing across the border.
Nacho Fries came marching in.
The clown, he only cried,
"The bell, it rings both day and night.
Their tacos, never fried.
How is it they are still alive?
Why don't we have that wall
I promised all that I would build
to keep us from the fall?"
Could it be the red headed clown in the White House and the clown in charge of the world's most powerful fast food army really are one in the same? Stay tuned to special coverage of the Fast Food Wars to find out more.