While the main stream media reports today that people in other countries despise American fast food even more than Americans despise American fast food, here at Wackemall Network News, foreign corespondent Butr Mi Biskit brings us the rest of the story.
Mrs Winner strutted by
À la carte not on her mind.
Branded but a libertine,
her nights were spent sublime.
Seeking snacks, a combo too,
she lured in kings and clowns
with dinners, drinks, famous blends
and other bawdy founds.
Meanwhile, her "famous recipes" are secretly traded to the Colonel.
Will the fast food wars ever end? And why would we want them to end before they kill each other off?