Jan 12, 2018

Doing The Southside Shuffle

Drunks can really be fools. About 30 years ago when I was driving tow trucks for a living I got a call one night to unlock a car over in Southside. When I got there everyone was drunk. I mean, bad drunk. I started unlocking the car but before I got it unlocked some dude drove by and tossed a brick out of his window and busted out one of the windows of my customer's car. One of the guys in the group looked at the owner of the car and in a slurred voice said, "See, I told you tow truck drivers could unlock cars."

The guy thanked me and paid me, all the while not realizing someone had thrown a brick through his window.

I just took my money and figured this white boy should be getting the hell out of Southside.
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