Jan 28, 2018

Big Brother Is Watching You

Eye In The Sky

They track us on Parkopedia.
From them, there's no escape.
No natter if we pull up poles
our money they will take.
They track us down like rabid dogs,
cement us in our places
and you stand there before us
with frowns upon your faces.

Will parking meters ever be free? Do parking meters really communicate their parking meter poems to Billy Jones? And what about Parkopedia, what are they really here for? Are they just watching lowly parking meters or could it be they are watching you too?

Stay tuned to Wackemall Network News when next time we hear a parking meter say, "Just shut up and put it in my slot."