This Holidaze edition of Two Eagles Talking, an exclusive of Wackemall.com, is made possible by fat guys wearing red suits. And the cults they represent.
"Did you know that once a year they stop stealing and robbing from each other and give to one another?"
"Really, when does that happen?"
"Every December, as sure as the sun rises in the east."
"Why do you think they do it? Could it be because they feel guilty about being so mean the rest of the year?"
"I think it's to spur their economy."
"Well if all they ever did was steal there'd be nothing left to steal so once a year they give so they can keep their economy working."
"Humans sure have a strange economic system."
Photo credit: Tim Van Horn.