Dec 10, 2017

Parking Meter Poetry Finally Comes 'Round

Parking Karma

You ride around, around the block
scheming how to get 'round the Dharma
then cry, "It's really not my fault
I have to park my karma!"
But circle 'round, around the block
avoid me as long as you can,
but Dogma barks, you have to stop
so give up on your plan.

Will parking meters someday rule the world? Could the puns be any worse? Will Parking Meter Poetry ever become a hit? Yeah, I know, that's asking a lot of Karma and probably against the Dharma.