Undisclosed Location-- Somewhere under a bun, deep behind enemy lines, WNN journalist, Burger N Fries brings us the latest details of violations of the Holidaze cease fire agreement as the Fast Food Wars continue.
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McRib filled his kidpac with Holidaze treats,
said, "I'm off to Fudruckers, this will be sweet.
I'm taking Chowbotics to cut them all down,
flame grill their minions and push them around."
So while they are banned in the nice parts of town,
Red and her cronies, they still cut us down.
Meanwhile Quiznos prepares their newest secret weapon, the App, while customers wonder what ever happened to good, fast food and friendly service with a smile?