Sep 24, 2017

May There Be Peas On Earth

The Streets Ran Red

H J Heinz was waiting.
A cover-up was planned.
With the Burger King he'd plotted;
5 guys were in the van
parked out in the parking lot
to take McDonald down.
But they got into an argument
and the fries all gathered 'round.

With big macs at the ready,
the fries, they all closed in.
For 5 guys it was over
before it could begin.
And while Heinz, he watched in horror,
BK, he slipped away,
escaped just like he always does
to run another day.

And as the ketchup covers the streets a tiny voice in the distance cries out, "Whirled peas! Get your whirled peas!"

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