Sep 11, 2017

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Park Downtown

Greensboro, NC-- Wackemall Network News journalist Ima Ona Pole brings us the latest parking meter news, the story of a stalker arrested in the vicinity of Downtown Greensboro.

Parking Meter Stalkers

You drive into the parking lot
checking everybody out,
thinking how you're oh so cool
and haven't any doubt.
But we know what you're up to--
we know your one desire
to find a meter with lots of time
before your time expires.

The suspect stalker, identified as Nancy Barakat Vaughan, remains on the loose and is believed to be employed by the City of Greensboro. Should you or anyone you know, know of her whereabouts, please contact Greensboro Parking Enforcement as soon as possible.