Hollyweird, Ca-- Journalist Burger N Fries of Wackemall Network News reports that the Fast Food Wars are being financed with pornography in his latest report. That's right: Fast Food Porn:
Espresso Straight Through The Heart
Sweet Cappuccino stood freezing outside.
She wanted to leave but alas, had no ride.
Mourning her loss and the death of the king
she'd squandered her sugar on foaming machines.
In walked Miss Mocha, her chocolate so sweet
the fries dreamed they'd have her as they fought in the streets
but the fries, they were dying in pools of hot grease
and until the clown dies they'll not get a piece.