Sep 12, 2017

Be Careful What You Ask For

A friend and I walked into an all night diner one night quite stoned back in the day, and ordered steaks. When asked how he wanted it my friend answered, "Lop off it's horns, shave it's ass and serve it."

The cook who was only a few feet away, pulled a steak from the freezer, tossed it on the grill, flipped it, and served it still frozen.

We could only laugh.