*Your motorcycle won't divorce you for some dude on a newer motorcycle.
*Motorcycles don't care if you smell like gasoline.
*Your motorcycle doesn't care that you've been riding another motorcycle.
*You can swap motorcycles with your friends. Or with complete strangers if that's what twists your throttle.
*Your motorcycle will let you ride as long as you like until the day it dies. Then you can get another without having to spend $10,000 Dollars to bury it.
*You won't do time If you kill your motorcycle.
*Motorcycles don't care if you strip them down-- even if you do it in public.
*Motorcycles don't care if it rains on a camping trip.
*You won't have to become a Mormon Extremest to have more than one motorcycle.
*Your motorcycle will never demand you take her home just as the party is getting started.
*Motorcycles like your friends.
*Your motorcycle doesn't care what you're tracking-in on your shoes.
*You motorcycle will never complain when you bring friend over for dinner-- even if you didn't tell her in advance.
*Your motorcycle won't bitch if you don't help around the house.
*Motorcycles don't care what neighborhood you live in.
*Motorcycles never interrupt you when you're watching the big game or your favorite bad-assed biker flic.
*Your motorcycle will never accuse you of neglecting her-- even if you do.
*Your motorcycle will never complain to your mother-in-law or go home because you're running around on her.
*Your motorcycle won't punch you in the back to complain that it's cold, hungry or tired.
*Your motorcycle will never get too drunk to ride.
*Your motorcycle might roll over on you but it will never turn state's evidence.
*Chrome is cheaper than diamonds!
*Your motorcycle only needs one pair of shoes at a time.
*Motorcycles never expect you to dress up. They don't even care if you wear clothes.
*Your motorcycle doesn't care about the shade of the lipstick on your dick. You can even sit on your motorcycle while you're getting a blow job and your motorcycle won't mind.
And from my friend Wooley:
*Your motorcycle will never ask if you will respect her in the morning.
*Your motorcycle will never ask where your going or when you'll be back.
*Your motorcycle will never get pissed because you called in sick so you can go ride.
*Your motorcycle could care less that you've been checking out all the new younger models.