Quizno said to the the Burger King,
"I'm bringing in the sub.
If the red headed clown, he lets us down
the fries will do the rub."
"Off with his head!" the Burger King said,
"Who needs him anyway?"
Quizno laughed, "I'll just take half
but I'll have it all someday."
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