I discovered there are more astronauts
than Foley artists
but you can't see Foley artists when they're working.
There is a powerful secret weapon
knows as Micellar water.
But apparently it's only known to French women and makeup artists?
A 4,000 year old funerary garden was discovered in Egypt.
No vegetables were found but someone left a bowl of dates.
Guess raised beds aren't so new.
I discovered Shan Hai Guan.
Where the great wall of China meets the sea.
right beside an abandoned subway beneath New York.
I found women with nude lips,
cool and awesome nature photos of incredible places,
and some things I wish I'd not seen.
I learned how to make potato chips in the microwave,
the lost 4th verse from Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain' ,
and why I'll never make a living as an Internet poet.
But then I knew that all along.
Please continue reading Things I Found On The Web Today: Part 21