May 8, 2017

Things I Found On The Web Today: Part 20

I discovered there are more astronauts
than Foley artists
but you can't see Foley artists when they're working.

There is a powerful secret weapon
knows as Micellar water.
But apparently it's only known to French women and makeup artists?

A 4,000 year old funerary garden was discovered in Egypt.
No vegetables were found but someone left a bowl of dates.
Guess raised beds aren't so new.

I discovered Shan Hai Guan.
Where the great wall of China meets the sea.
right beside an abandoned subway beneath New York.

I found women with nude lips,
cool and awesome nature photos of incredible places,
and some things I wish I'd not seen.

I learned how to make potato chips in the microwave,
the lost 4th verse from Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain' ,
and why I'll never make a living as an Internet poet.

But then I knew that all along.

Please continue reading Things I Found On The Web Today: Part 21