May 6, 2017

Investment Advice From Parking Meters?

Los Angeles, CA-- I got an insider investment tip from a parking meter today and thought I would share.

How To Make The Big Bucks

Like any parking meter will tell you,
the cash is in the tips
but change is where it all adds up
to make accountants flip.
Invest in parking meters
We promise you'll do great.
We work the longest hours
and never are we late.

Don't believe me? Then answer me this: Why Does Abu Dhabi Own All of Chicago's Parking Meters? And why weren't the rest of us let in on the deal?