Mar 13, 2017

Vegas Parking Meters Gamble On Success

Las Vegas, NV-- This just in: reporters have just learned that evil Vegas developers are planning to destroy thousands for profit.

There's Not Room Enough In This Town... 

Some call it South Park,
some call it surplus,
some call it Sin City
and call it a plus.
But we call it tragic,
what they plan to do:
Get rid of us
to make room for you?

We'll not stand for it!

And so it is, while the City of Las Vegas burns in the Mojave, ordinarily silent parking meters speak out, and fall over against rate increases and lay offs. Hey, parking meters have rights...

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What? You thought someone else was going to tell you about it?