Mar 27, 2017

The Meek Shall Inherit Fast Food

Undisclosed location-- Embedded journalists for Wackemall Network News are beginning to see a different story unfold as the Fast Food Wars continue. That story is the story of those most effected by the war and least able to do anything about it.

Mister Bojangles Revisited
Mister Bojangles, he played his song for me;
played it with a spork,
then he danced the two step,
pawned his tambourine in York.

“Gotta Wanna Needa Gotta Hava,”
he sang his song for me,
climbed out of the dumpster
laughing, “Looks what I gots free!”

This edition of Wackemall Network News has been make possible by sporks and the billions of gallons of fossil fuels used to make them. And napkins. Lots of napkins. And trees. And electricity. And....