Apr 15, 2018

History Of Wackemall, Part 79: Chief Sequoya

The History of Wackemall would be forever incomplete without the story of Chief Wackemall and Chief Sequoya

The Wackemall were part of the Aniyvwiyaʔi or Cherokee: ᏣᎳᎩ, translit. Tsalagi) one of the indigenous peoples of the Southeastern Woodlands. Prior to the 18th century, but unlike the rest of the Cherokee who were concentrated in southwestern North Carolina, the Wackemall were concentrated in the Piedmont Region of North Carolina where they hunted, farmed, and mined wackemall that was traded with indigenous peoples from all over the Americas.

Much rarer that tobacco or gold, wackemall was prized by ingenious peoples everywhere but because only the Wackemall Tribe knew the secret to convert the raw materials into a finished product, all the tribes agreed to protect them and their secret throughout eternity.

When the first European settlers came to America it was assumed by all they had come to seize control of the wackemall.

The last of the great Wackemall Chiefs, Chief Wackemall (Actually all Wackemall chiefs were named Chief Wackemall) once met with the Cherokee silversmith and creator of the Cherokee written language, George Gist or George Guess, whose Cherokee name was Sequoyah. (c.1770—1843). It was then the Great Chief Sequoyah told Chief Wackemall.

"Don't take down names. Writing Cherokee Syllabary too slow. Just wackemall!"

And so once again the History of Wackemall uncovers history that otherwise would never have been written with or without a syllabary.

Definition Of Philanthropist

Someone who spends his or her time spending his or her ill gotten gains under the guise of charity in attempts to curry the favor of politicians and the forgiveness of future generations who will suffer because of the means the
philanthropist used to gain the money given away.

Synonym: Philander

Definition of Philander

One who will screw anyone given a chance.

Definition Of Charity

  Giving away stuff one don't need to others who don't need your stuff.

Apr 13, 2018

Two Eagles Talking

"Did you know humans have something called 

"No, what's it look like?"

"Well it's not a thing you can see, it's something they do."

"So what is this thing called charity that humans do?"

"They give away stuff they don't need to other humans who don't need their stuff."

"Really, humans have stuff they don't need?"

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Photo via harry pherson photography because all my photos of eagles came out looking like my parakeets.

Apr 12, 2018

Parking Meters Rule The World

Will Work For Food

Feed me, feed me,
you know I must eat too
for if you don't the meter maid
will come and ticket you.

Apr 11, 2018

The Truth! You Can't Handle The Truth!

For over 100 years a war has raged that few ever knew existed. Millions have died and billions suffer its tragic results-- some without even knowing. Disease and malnutrition haunt even the free world as a result of this epic event. And yet the media remains silent for fear the rulers will take them down should they speak of it.

Fast Food Kidnapping

The Hamburgular raised the window
for Ronald to climb in.
Wendy was in the shower
washing off wages of sin.
They stuffed her mouth with burger wraps,
bound her hands with onion rings.
Her fries never knew they had taken her...

What's this? Wendy kidnapped, bound and stuffed by a creepy red headed clown and a professional hamburgular-- what for? Could it be Ronald plans to use her as a pawn in the Fast Food War in his plot to lay waste to the Burger King once and for all? Or is the clown really just another sick pervert? And why is it the main stream media refuses to cover the war that's going on right in front of our taste buds? Stay tuned to Wackemall Network News for... Ouch! That hurts! Hey, you can do that! We're the media! Haven't you ever heard of First Amendment? Ouch! I guess they haven't!