Jan 26, 2020

Well, Will it?

The God Car

Will it start?
Will anyone care?
Will they come rushing out
to see what is there?
Will it make any difference?
Will anyone know?
Or will it just drive off
to where we can't go?

Some Just Sit And Wish

Not all who are lost are wandering.

History Of Wackemall, Part 82: John Adams

While the quote, "In my many years, I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a Congress." has been circulating about the Internet that John Adams once spoke those words, researchers at Wackemall University, along with CheckYourFact.com,  have confirmed that Adams never uttered such words in his lifetime. And it was in-fact an actor playing Adams in the Broadway musical, “1776,” who first spoke those words in 1969.

As a matter of fact, what Adams really said was,

"One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, but three or more can wackemall."

in reference to the successful gorilla warfare as used by the troops commanded by General Nathaniel Greene in the fight against General Cornwallis and his southern campaign which is known to have weakened the British to the point they could no longer win their war against the colonies.

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Jan 24, 2020

Are Your Bees Becoming Pot Heads

Buzzed Bees

Buzzed bees buzzing about
toking on weed,
they laugh and make out.
Soon they'll have munchies
and drink all the juice,
then fly off in circles
to have a good snooze.



A recent study by Oxford University notes that:

" As cultivation of hemp increases, growers, land managers, and policy makers should consider its value in supporting bee communities and take its attractiveness to bees into account when developing pest management strategies."

Yes, I understand that hemp and pot are not one in the same but I couldn't resist writing yet another grown up children's poem for this edition of Wackemall Network News.

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The Troll Who Rides With Me

Many years ago I was riding across this bridge when this tiny troll jumped out in front of me waving his arms wildly overhead as if he wanted me to stop. I looked as the tiny little troll as I slid to a stop and shouted, "I ain't payin' you no toll, Troll. Just forget it."

"I don't want no toll," he answered. "I want a ride. I'm hungry, ain't been no goats come through here in years. I want to find something to eat."

I pondered his situation just a few seconds then asked, "You ever eat gremlins?"

"Yeah," he answered, "I ate a gremlin once."

"Did you like it?"

"Taste better than any goat I ever ate."

"Then why have you only eaten one?" I asked.

" 'Cause," he answered, "ain't but one gremlin ever tried to cross this bridge."

"So," I asked him, "how would you like to eat gremlins all the time?"

"That would be great," he answered.

So for 15 years that tiny troll has been eating the gremlins that come to create mischief and havoc on motorcycles everywhere.

Better than a Gremlin Bell and my bike is always protected.

Nov 11, 2019

Anarchy And Libertarianism Explained

What's the difference between an Anarchist and a Libertarian? When the shit hits the fan the Libertarian will beg the government for help.


Nov 7, 2019

How Did We Get Here?

These troubled times are the end result of 30 plus years of secret conversion to Fascist rule by Republicans and Democrats alike.

Well, Will it?

The God Car Will it start? Will anyone care? Will they come rushing out to see what is there? Will it make any difference? Will anyone know...