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How Did We Get Here?

These troubled times are the end result of 30 plus years of secret conversion to Fascist rule by Republicans and Democrats alike.

Definition Of Home Owners Association

A Home Owners Association is an organization of like minded, boring, unimaginative, and oppressive people whose goal in life is to ensure that everyone around them remains like minded, boring, unimaginative, and oppressive.

Definition Of Recovering Democrat

A lost partisan, once of the Democratic Party persuasion who has since joined the far right and the Republican Party out of spite for not getting his or her way and nothing more.

Recovering Democrats, like too many recovering addicts, alcoholics, and smokers too often want to force their recovery process on the whole world believing that everyone suffers their same mental illnesses. They hold extreme views, are easily swayed by propaganda, and often believe the world is about to end.

Trump Found In Possession Of Drugs By Hero Canine

Washington, DC, The US Secret Service and members of the elite US Army Special Forces came head to head in the Oval Office earlier today when Conan, the hero dog of the recent raid on ISIS leader al-Baghdadi visited the President to receive a Purple Heart for wounds received during the raid.

Moments after entering the Oval Office, Conan broke lose from his Special Forces handler, tore through surprised Secret Service body guards, and attacked President Trump knocking him to the floor.

As Special Forces officers pulled Conan from the President the Secret Service Agents pulled their guns and threatened to shoot Conan but Special Forces then drew their weapons causing a brief standoff.

When President Trump got up from the floor several pounds of heroin, cocaine, opium, and Fentanyl spilled out of his torn clothing onto the floor prompting the Special Forces officers to immediately call the Federal Drug Enforcement Agency who responded within minutes to escort the President to an as yet undi…

Economic Trends

Amazing stupidity is required to believe that an improvement lasting only a few months is indicative of any kind of long term trend.

One Bag of Potatoes

I once picked up a tractor-trailer load of true Idaho potatoes in Boise and hauled them to Dallas, Texas. When I got to my destination we learned that the shipper had loaded 200 extra pounds (in one giant sack) and the customer refused to accept any extra.

So rather than throw them away I decided to keep them and take them home to North Carolina. Only problem was my dispatcher had me pick up a sealed trailer going to Los Angeles.

Now as I was not allowed to open a sealed trailer I had to put those lovely Idaho potatoes in the cab of my truck. Now if you have never carried a 200 pound sack of potatoes you just don't know what you are missing. Nor do you want to know.

To make matters worse that giant sack of potatoes had to go on my bunk as they blocked my view of my right mirror if I put them in the cab. And it would be 5 more weeks before I finally made it home.

Night after night I moved those potatoes from the bunk to the cab so that I would have a place to sleep. And …