Aug 16, 2017


Opportunities are often ugly. One who cannot see opportunities when opportunities arise is not capable of leading. One who does not seize even ugly opportunities when seen, isn't trying.

Aug 15, 2017

Why Wait For The Eclipse?

Why do we wait for eclipses? Eclipses are the norm rather that the exception. Eclipses are happening all the time, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, always forever, for as long as the sun, planets and moons continue to exist. It's not that eclipses are rare, we are rarely in the right place to see them.

Every second that a planet or a moon continues to remain in orbit an Eclipse is cast on its dark side. And yet we are unable to see it just as we are unable to see the darkness that exists in ourselves. Not seeing the eclipse is a matter of not being in the right place at the right time, but not seeing the darkness in ourselves is a choice. Why do we choose only to see the darkness when it becomes convenient, an event, a spectacle, and not as it exists-- a part of our everyday lives?

Aug 14, 2017

Are You Afraid Of Clowns?

Not everyone loves a clown. Many enlightened children are able to see through the nonsense and peer into the dark souls of the clowns they meet and it's with good cause these children become scared and start to cry. In the Fast Food Wars it was no different except the clowns were even more villainous than they are today.

Clowns Plotting Overthrows

BK and his courtesans laid piled upon his bed
while Ronald, court jester, stands upon his head.
But Ronald, the villain, the red headed clown
lives but for the day he steals BK's crown.

Aug 13, 2017

Tribute On Two Wheels

Breaking Through

Sunday morning, the engines roar,
top off the gas, check the oil,
lube the chain, it's time to ride,
break on through to the other side,
break on through to the other side,
break on through to the other side...
See you on the road, Jim.

Aug 12, 2017

Barber Gets Time Off To Attend City Council Meeting

Greensboro, NC-- Greensboro City Councilman
Mike Barber, shown wearing his County issued orange jump suit, was recently given time off to attend a Greensboro City Council meeting where the at large councilman argued in favor of placing known child molesters in residential neighborhoods.

At-large Councilman Mike Barber, who also is running for reelection, said Friday that the Interactive Resource Center, an agency that houses at least 6 registered offenders "needs to be relocated away from the children's museum and the library" because of the presence of sex offenders.

The ideal new spot, he said, would be on Maple Street, near the Guilford County Social Services building and one of the Greensboro Police Department's substations."

Neither Councilman Barber nor Greensboro City Attorney Thomas Carruthers replied to questions as to what charges Councilman Barber is facing or how long he will remain an inmate in the Guilford County Jail.

What Are You Ladies Scared Of?

Remember: No women were harmed in the filming of Deliverance.

Feathers And All

Today's Parking Meter Poem is made possible with support from worn out tires and bad brakes. (It's complicated, don't ask...)

You Can't Park There

This is insulting,
shoo 'way you old bird!
Don't crap on my head.
I don't like your turds.
You don't have no pockets
so you can't leave no change.
Stop parking up there!
I'm getting deranged!

Inspired by the picture, King Of The Parking Meter by Catnapping.
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