Jun 23, 2018

Blind Drivers Renew Licenses In North Carolina

Raleigh, NC, Blind drivers in North Carolina have managed to see a loophole in the State's drivers license renewal system that allows many of them to renew their drivers license using the North Carolina Department of Motor Vehicle's online driver's renewal system.

As seen in the photo taken from the NCDMV website, drivers seeking to renew their drivers licenses are asked an "Eyesight Statement" that reads, "No changes in vision have occurred in the last 6 months that may impair my ability to safely operate a motor vehicle." but nowhere in the online process are they asked to verify if they are actually sighted.

As North Carolina drivers licenses are issued for eight year periods this allows seven and one half years for drivers to go blind and not report their blindness to the NCDMV before renewing their Licenses online.

It is not known how many blind drivers have renewed their licenses via the online system or how many blind drivers might be operating automobiles and heavy trucks on North Carolina highways.

Wackemall Network News staff attempted to contact the NCDMV concerning this issue but as it is a Saturday our calls went unanswered.

Jun 21, 2018

The New Americans

As infants they were separated from their parents. At first they were the children of illegal immigrants, Hispanics mostly, caught crossing the border from Mexico, thousands of them rounded up and presumed lost in an overloaded child care system that was unable to keep up with their whereabouts or the whereabouts of their parents who awaited their return just across the border in Mexico.

Later, after the border wall was built, the smoke blew over, and things calmed down more would trickle in, victims of hurricanes, tornadoes, and other disasters both natural and man made. These children were of every race with most of them being from poor families.

Eventually all abortions were declared illegal as the courts ruled that an embryo was alive from the moment of conception. The morning after pill was permanently banned, most insurance policies no longer covered birth control, and the cost of birth control-- even condoms-- rose so high that only the rich could afford to buy them. To prevent dangerous back alley abortions the government funded a program that would house and care for every unwanted child, no questions asked.

Newborn babies flooded the government by the thousands every year.

Foster homes were gradually phased out except for the older children who were orphaned. Any child believed too young to remember his or her parents would remain in government custody until adulthood. Adoptions of newborn babies were no longer allowed as there were more than enough older children in need of homes.

Sometimes newborns were simply stolen from hospitals and transferred into government care administered by employees of private corporations as the completion to Fascism continued. Everyone always just doing their jobs.

Babies were taken from anyone who committed any sort of a crime. Even a speeding ticket with a child in the car was considered child endangerment and reason enough to remove a baby from its parents. Any excuse that could be used to place a child in government custody would be used.

To ensure the quality of the stock of the babies they were raising, a breeding program was established. Young men and women of child bearing age could be well paid to produce babies for the government provided these young men and women tested well in an exhaustive battery of mental and physical tests only a few could master.

It took 25 years for the first class to graduate. They were physically healthy, well educated, well trained, knew how to do their jobs, followed orders well, successful, and voted for who they were told to vote for.

They were, the new Americans.

Jun 16, 2018

Wider Load

My Daddy and I used to haul roof trusses laying in stacks on their sides. Sometimes they would creep and get wider as we went up the road.

We left Greensboro at daybreak one morning on our way to Silver Springs, Maryland with two loads that measured 14' wide when we left. Daddy was in the front.

We knew Daddy's load had gotten wider as we had stopped and tightened down our loads twice before we got to Richmond, but we weren't sure how much wider. Our permit routed us up the Richmond-Petersburg Turnpike so that was how we had to go.

When we got to the first tollbooth we were both able to see that Daddy's load was not going to fit through the tollbooth. (Yes, once upon a time there were tollbooth on the Richmond-Petersburg Turnpike.) We turned on our 4 way flashers, set our brakes, and got out of our trucks to find someone in charge.

A Virginia State Trooper seemed to come from nowhere, jumped out of his car and started yelling at us as traffic was quickly backing up. We tried to tell him it wouldn't fit but he threatened to throw Daddy in jail if he didn't "Get back in that god damned truck and drive!"

Well now you know where I get my attitude from.

Daddy got back in the truck and knocked the tollbooth on the right down. Seems the Trooper had never looked at the right side which was sticking out farther that the left.

Things got real messy then.

The Trooper put Daddy in handcuffs and threatened to do the same to me. More Troopers came. Lots of them. They put us inside one of the buildings the Turnpike Authority used for offices while they stood outside the door, Troopers and Tollbooth workers screaming and yelling at each other for half an hour or so.

Finally an older Trooper showed up and they all got really quiet. He talked to them for a few minutes then came and talked with us. Then 2 Troopers escorted both our trucks to the Maryland state line as fast as we could run.

Last we heard of it.

Jun 13, 2018

You've Been There


A brick is as thick as a brick, it must be,
and harder than you think when it hits your knee.
A stone, like bone when it cracks to break a leg
to fell you, and spell you, your attempt to drink a keg.

Conspired, you're mired in a mess of your own making,
a nightmare of a dream from which you wished your waking.
But tired, you aspired to never repeat your fate
knowing all along you'll soon participate....


Jun 6, 2018

Remember The Baby Boomers

Props and photo-ops, stolen valor, and greed. This is what my generation, the Baby Boomers, will be most remembered for.